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*The Benny Hill Theme Starts To Play* Welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!! Here's your host Violet Wildscar!!!!!!!!!
Violet: Hi everyone!!! And welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!!!, today we have Zero Kiryu Yuki Cross & Kaname Kuran!!!!
*Zero Yuki And Kaname come out and walk on stage and the crowd goes wild for all three of them *
Violet: Hello Zero*shakes hand* Hi Yuki*shakes hand* Yo Kaname*shakes hand*
Zero: Hi
Yuki: Hello!
Kaname: Good evening
Violet: My name's Violet Wildscar but please call me Violet
Yuki: Kay soooo Violet what're we here for anyways?
Violet: Well I'm gonna ask some questions and you guys are gonna answer them
Zero: Okay
Yuki: Alright
Kaname: Right
Violet: Question #1 Are you in love with someone?
Zero:…….
Yuki: Y-Yeah
Kaname: Of course
Violet: Who is that lucky man or woman?
Zero:………..
Yuki: Well it's a guy
Kaname: Her name is Yuki
Violet: O_O wow right out the door….Okay next question, Question #2 Do you hate someone?
Zero: For me it's vampires…..And Kaname
Yuki: The day class rep
Kaname:………My uncle
Violet: You hate your uncle?
Kaname: Yes
Violet: What he ever do to you?
Kaname: He killed my parents
Violet: Ookay then…………………….Next question
Violet: Question#3 Do you have something you want to tell your friend lover boyfriend girlfriend enemy or family member?
Zero: I would tell Kaname to go fuck himself and leave me the hell alone!
Yuki: I would tell the day class rep to get a life
Kaname: I Would tell Yuki I love her
Violet: Okay looks like the questions are getting no where let's try something new shall we? Let's try…….Some dares? What do you guys say? Zero? Yuki? Kaname?
Zero: Okay
Yuki: Yay sounds like fun!
Kaname: Alright then
Violet: Let's see what kind of dares do we have today? Aha! Okay you guys ready?
Zero: Yeah
Yuki: Of Course!
Kaname: Yes
Violet: Alright then let's start! Dare #1 Zero I dare you to……To shoot all of the targets simple right?
Zero: Sure I'll give it a try
Yuki: GO ZERO GO!!
Kaname: This should be entertaining
Violet: Okay Zero start in 3 2 1 NOW!
Zero:*pulls out gun and shoots all of the targets*
Violet: Awesome!! What do you say Yuki?
Yuki: 10 OUTTA 10!!
Violet: *faceplams* Yuki we AREN'T scoring him on it all he needed to do was shoot them all and that was it
Yuki: We aren't? why not?!
Violet: I dunno it's just well we're not scoring him that's all
Yuki: But we should!
Violet: No we shouldn't Yuki that wouldn't be right!
Yuki: It'll make it more interesting!
Violet:*sighs*Fiiiiine we'll score him if it'll make you happy
Yuki: Yay!!
Violet: Kaname I don't know what and I mean WHAT you see in her
Kaname: It's my secret
Violet: I wish I knew I really do
Violet: Okay next dare, dare #2 Yuki I dare you to do a stage dive
Yuki: Umm what's a "Stage dive?"
Violet: Okay I'll do one just to show you what a stage dive is okay?
Yuki: Alright
Violet: Okay Yuki watch me now okay?*jumps off stage and lands on feet* there it's simple
Yuki: That looked liked fun! Okay now it's my turn!*runs and jumps off the stage and lands on her feet* woo hoo that was fun!
Violet: So Zero Kaname should we score her on her landing or not?
Zero: No I don't think so
Kaname: No
Violet: Okay then *get's back on stage* the next dare is for Kaname
Yuki: Yay Kaname you get a turn!
Zero: Great…Not
Violet: Okay Kaname I dare you to*looks to the right and see's the day class rep on the stage* who in the bloody hell are you?
Kaseumi: I'm here to see Zero and Yuki
Violet: Not on my show your not
Kaseumi: I need to tell them something---*gets grabbed by Violet(Me)* Eek
Violet: If I hadn't promised my director that I wouldn't kill anybody on this stage I would kill you! Now get off my stage before I make you a permanent mark on the stage floor
Kaseumi: Is that a treat?
Violet: No *pulls out Deathblade and puts it on his neck* It's a promise
Kaseumi: AHHHHHHHHH!!!*runs off stage and out of the building XD)
Zero: Wow nice job Violet
Yuki: NICE GOING VIOLET!!
Kaname: Would you really do it Violet?
Violet: Yep I would on live television to and right in front of all the people here
Kaname: Impressive
Violet: Why thank you Kaname
Yuki:*glomps Violet* WAY TO GO!
Violet: Hahaha
Zero:*high-fives Violet* Nice job Violet
Violet: Nothin to it Zero nothin to it
Violet: Okay Kaname time for you to do your dare and then we'll be off
Kaname: Right
Violet: I dare you to a backfilp off stage
Kaname: Easy*backfilps off stage and lands on his feet* there
Violet: Alright get back up here Kaname*holds out hand* c'mon I'll pull ya up
Kaname: Thank you*takes hand*
Violet: No problem*pulls Kaname back up on stage* Alright everybody thank you so much for joining us and make sure to tune in next time for INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!! Cause next time we'll Have Kaien Cross and Toga Yagari joining us next time on INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES goodnight everyone!
*The Benny Hill Theme Starts Playing*
I do not own Vampire Knight or itís characters the characters belong to Matsuri Hino not me, Violet Wildscar belongs to me and her sword belongs to the one who made it I donít know who but the rights go to whoever they are,

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
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crazedcarrot Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
awsome! I LOVE ZERO!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Thanks i'm glad you liked it:hug:, Me also love Zero:highfive:
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lbi97 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
OMG i think im in love <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna watch you now!!! I'm friends with :iconsandstone747:L
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
well i'm glad you like it!:hug: and i'll see what i can come up with for the next one
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lbi97 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
yey!!!! :glomp:
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
haha!:glomp:
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lbi97 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
xD :iconglomp:
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
:iconsuperglompplz:
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lbi97 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
:iconreindeerplz:
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
Aww that's cute!!:iconreindeerplz::iconreindeerplz::iconreindeerplz::iconreindeerplz::iconreindeerplz:hehehe!!
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Lol I love how you made Yuki so slow. GO ZERO!!! :iconcutiezeroplz:!!!!!!!!!!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
:rofl: well thank you very much and i'm glad you liked it :XD: and yes GO ZERO GO!!
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I can't wait to read the next one!!!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
okay then i'll see what i can come up with for the next one
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
What if they have a contest of some kind?
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
That sounds like a good idea what kind of contest do you have in mind?
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41Frostbite Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
hmmm... Well you could do a game show to test their intellect. Or maybe a talent contest?
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
that sounds great i'll see what i can do right now i got a cooking contest with Kaien Cross and Gordon Ramsay(if you don't know him look him up on youtube or google) with Toga Yagari being the one to taste the food:XD:
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KanamexYuuki-fan Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my... this is so funny!!!! *tearing up* :love: Great job!!!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
Thanks i'm glad i could make you laugh:glomp:
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sandstone747 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Honestly, i dont think i have ever laughed so hard. THIS WAS THE BEST THING ON THIS WEBSITE I HAVE SEEN IN SO LONG. I am going to show :iconlbi97: and :icondramaprincess459:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it! Everyone will! Keep it going!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2011
Thanks buddy i'm glad you like it and i hope your friends like it to and don't worry i'll keep it going and it's like i said in the next EP i'll have Kaien Cross and Toga Yagari joining in next time so your eyes out for it;)
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sandstone747 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
HAHA THAT IS GOING TO BE SO FUNNY!
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
yeah you got that right buddy oh and how's this sound i'll make headmaster....DANCE!!!:rofl::rofl: how does that sound?
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sandstone747 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
lbi97 is crying of happy tears right now ^^
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
haha!! well i think i should get to work on it now what do you think?
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sandstone747 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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THEGAMER247 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
I'm working on it right now i really am so keep your eye's open for it!
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