Interview With The Vampires 2

*The Benny Hill Theme starts to play* Welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!! Here's your host Violet Wildscar!!
Violet: Hello Everybody and welcome to INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES!! To day we have Kaien Cross And Toga Yagari!!*Kaien and Toga come out and the crowd goes wild for both of them*
Violet: Hello Kaien*shakes hand* Yo Toga*shakes hand*
Kaien: Hello!!!
Toga: Hi
Violet: Name's Violet Wildscar but please call me Violet
Kaien: Okay Violet what are we doing here anyways?
Violet: Well today it's a whole new ballgame so we're gonna have some contests how's that?
Kaien: Yay! I love contests!!
Toga: Sure
Violet: Okay the first contest is for Kaien
Kaien: Yay!!! I get to go first!!
Violet: Okay your contest is a cook off to beat to our special guest   
Kaien: YAY!!! I love cooking and who is this "special guest"?
Violet: His name is Gordon Ramsay or better known as Satan from Hell's Kitchen oh and Toga
Toga: What?
Violet: Your gonna be the one to taste and tell who's dish is best
Toga: Okay
Violet: Alright Gordon come on out!
*Gordon Ramsay comes out and the crowed goes wild!*
Gordon: Violet thank you for having me darling
Violet: Your welcome Gordon and thank you for coming on my show
Violet: Okay you guys got 20 minutes to cook a dish any dish just cook it alright?
Kaien: Alright
Gordon: Got it
Violet: Okay on the count of 3. 1…2….3….GO!!!!!!!!!
*Gordon and Kaien starts cooking, Gordon makes Sticky Baked Chicken Drumsticks and Kaien makes Sea Bass with Pepper Sauce*
Violet: Wow and the times not even up*thinks to self* Man they really can cook
Gordon and Kaien: DONE!!
Violet: O_O w-wow I don't know what to say……Toga try'em!
Toga: Fine*try's Gordon's sticky baked chicken drumsicks* Nice*try's Kaien sea bass with pepper sauce* Whoa
Violet: What is it??
Toga:………..I think
Violet: You what??
Toga: Hey Violet come here for sec
Violet: Oookay *goes over to Toga* What is it?
Toga: I like both of them do I have to choose just one?
Violet: You don't have if you don't want to
Toga: Good
Violet: Okay Toga what's your decision?
Toga: Both
Gordon and Kaien: BOTH?!
Violet: Yep he likes both so you both win!
Gordon and Kaien: Okay that's fine by us
Violet: Gordon thanks so much for coming and I hope you have a great Christmas
Gordon: Your welcome and the same to you Violet
*Everyone claps for Gordon and Kaien*
Violet: Okay Toga your contest Is to beat the clock in a…..Wait for it…….Dance off then of coarse we'll have a little game show to test your intelligence okay?
Toga: I don't do dancing so I won't dance you can forget about that
Kaien: C'mon Toga dance for us!
Violet: Well he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to
Kaien: Aww I really wanted to see him dance!
Violet: Hmmm Aha!! Hey Kaien!!
Kaien: Yes?
Violet: Can you dance?
Kaien: CAN I?!?
Violet: If you can dance then you can do the dance off
Kaien: I CAN DANCE I CAN DANCE!!!
Violet: Okay okay calm down. First what song do you want to dance to?
Kaien: M.C Hammer's song U can't touch this!
Violet: Okay show off your moves Kaien!!
*M.C Hammer- U Can't Touch This starts to play XD*
*Kaien starts to break dance*
Violet: O_O
Toga: *faceplams* Oh my god
The Crowed: GO KAIEN GO!!!!!!!!!
Violet: What in the world am I watching?
Toga: Your watching Kaien Cross break dance to MC Hammer that's what your watching
Violet: I know that but isn't he like over 200 years old?
Toga: Yeah but he can still break dance it's weird huh?
Violet: Very much so
The Crowed: YEEEEAAAHHHH!!
*Song stops*
The Crowed: Awesome!!!!!!!!
Violet: That was impressive I must say
Kaien: DID I WIN!?
Violet: Yes, yes you did here have a cookie
Kaien: YAY!!!*grabs cookie and eats it* Om nom nom yummy!
Violet: Okay time for a private interview with Kaien Cross now this is before the show started(the ep that is) so don't think this just happened okay? Okay now roll footage!
*Footage starts to play*
Violet: Okay Kaien tell me a little bit about yourself
Kaien: Alright well, I'm the headmaster of a school called Cross Academy and I'm believe it or not over 200 years old and I'm single
*30 minutes later*(sorry but I wanted to try and get this done as quick as I could so I'm sorry if you wanted to read more but I can't do that sorry)
Violet:*looks over lift shoulder and sees the Vampire Hunter's Association president* Hmm?*looks* AHHHHHH!!!*falls out of chair and hits head on the camera* What the fuck are you?!? Or who the fuck are you?!?!?
The Hunters prez: I'm the hunters association president
Violet: Are you a girl or a boy?!?
The Hunters Prez: Girl
Violet: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
The Hunters Prez: You heard me
Violet: Get the fuck out of here!
*The hunters prez leaves and the footage ends*
Violet: Yeah turns out it was a SHE!! Okay time for the intelligence test!!!!
Kaien: YAY!!!!!
Toga: Oh boy
Violet: Okay question number 1: What's the person beside you catch revise pick up line motto or favorite word to say?
Kaien: Your fond of the personal questions aren't you?
Toga:  It's Father
Violet:*almost cracks up* Pfft okay I'm okay I'm not gonna laugh I'm not gonna laugh!
The Crowed: Laugh laugh laugh!!!!!!
Violet: I'm…..Not……..gonna…….laugh…….BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! it's father?!? Hahahahahahahaha!!*rolls off stage laughing* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Toga: Ha it is pretty funny
Kaien: No it's not!!!
Violet: Okay okay I'm good I'm alright now*gets back up on the stage* Sorry about that Kaien I was laughing because it was cute
Kaien: REALLY?!
Violet: Yeah it's very cute that you say that
Kaien: SHE THINKS IT'S CUTE!!!!!
Violet:*sighs* Okay next, Question number 2: What do you think of the person beside you?
Kaien: A meanie
Toga: An idiot
Violet: Okay last question
Toga: Finally it's almost over
Kaien: Awwww but I'm having so much fun!*hugs Violet*
Violet: I know you are Kaien but we need to get this over with
Kaien: Okay
Violet: Last question, Question number 3: If you would have a thousand dollars what would buy?
Kaien: Lots of cute things!!!
Toga: A new gun this ones getting old
Violet: Okay that's it everybody*looks to the right and sees The hunters prez* You again?
The Hunters Prez: I've come back to get my revenge on you Violet Wildscar
Violet: O really? And what makes YOU think I'm gonna let you get that revenge?
The Hunters Prez: Because I can
Violet: Hmmm hell no! Hey sephy! Get your ass over here and help me kick this girls ass!
Sephiroth: With pleasure Violet*comes out on stage and both him and Violet pull out they're swords*
Sephiroth and Violet: Tell us what it is you cherish most and give us the pleasure of taking it away
The Hunters Prez: My job as the president of the hunters
Sephiroth and Violet: Good that means we take that away from you
*The fight breaks out and the winners are Violet and Sephiroth*
Sephiroth and Violet: Well we took it away from her
Violet: Thanks for the help Sephy
Sephiroth: Anything for my student
The Crowed: SEPHIROTH!!! VIOLET!!!! SEPHIROTH!!! VIOLET!!!
Violet: Alright everyone thank you so much for joining us and on the next Episode of Interview With The Vampires we'll have The Night Class joining us next time and maybe a special guest on the show but that's all for next time so I'll be seeing ya'll next time on INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRES! Goodnight everyone!
*The Benny Hill Theme starts to play*